You’re swimming so many laps at the YMCA you could give Mark Spitz a run for his money. You’re choking down so much lettuce and carrots you’re getting ready to sprout a pair of rabbit ears. But if you’re serious about adding more candles to your birthday cake, it’s time to stop listening to the mainstream monkeys — and start listening to some REAL monkeys instead.
Today’s schools are fear factories, trying to terrify and blackmail parents into vaccinating their kids for every disease under the sun. You’d think the kindergarten mattresses were crawling with Ebola! But brave parents are standing up to the nanny state’s needle campaign once and for all.