Archives for June 2007

Drive-through scammograms go west!

False-positive results spur these distraught women to undergo even MORE hazardous mammography in their attempts to confirm or disconfirm the original test’s finding

The scandal that won't die…

Huge quantities of the more than 100 brands of tainted pet foods that have been pulled from stores shelves since mid-March have found their way into hog-feed in as many as 6 U.S. states

Bolts, dolts, and headwear that revolts

The WWII veteran octogenarian belted the would-be bandit twice in the face – with an iceberg lettuce he grabbed off the shelf!

Pfizer's pet project

They think the market for their newly approved Slentrol drug for canine obesity is huge – more than 17 million American dogs are obese, they claim.

One million AMERICAN suicide bombers…

You’d be surprised at the effect that these furry flying friends can have on insect populations in your backyard

(Sea) Lions and dolphins and bombs, oh my!

They’ve also been trained to use their ultra-sensitive sonar to detect terrorist divers, then drop a beacon that Special Forces soldiers can follow to intercept the suspicious swimmers.

All that glitters…

He’s claiming that the energy drink gave him more of a “boost” than he bargained for

Viva Locked Vegans…

Clearly, though, they’re not of high enough IQ to know that fats, dairy products, and other animal-based nourishment are essential for kids

Screen shockers and teen "e"-boppers

The entire teenaged population is getting increasingly desensitized to both real-world and “virtual” brutality and death on a scale that movie and TV violence could never approach

Suicidal Nin-tendencies?

Multiple studies indicate that many modern video games may be potent teachers of violent or aggressive conduct in real life